Monday, 28 May 2018

Excerpts from diary of an uninspired poet.

25 July 2016
Morning's minion continues to elude me. Saw two cats and a starling. Threw a rock at the starling. 

27 July 2016
Walking to Jack's wedding with Sam and Lucien. Sam gets stopped  by this old guy wearing a striped jersey. Sam misses wedding completely, bores us all senseless later with some ridiculous story about an albatross. Wedding a complete fizzer. Run out of grog. I vomited on bridesmaid.

28 July 2016
Look at plans for new house planned by the Khans. Built on bush block over looking a scared river. Do not trust the surveyors notes either, "twice three roods" what the fuck is that supposed to mean?

29 July 2016
I I see ne more dappled thing I will scream!

30 July 2016
God sure fucked up when he created the tiger.

31 July2016

Go for a picnic with this girl. She says she will pack lunch. One loaf of bread, one jug of wine. She reckons that, plus her company is paradise. Really?
















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